Chapter Five: Jessica

In Grade Two I had a crush on a girl called Jessica. This lasted until Grade Five, and then in 2007 I battled through Uncles and angry wrong numbers to ask if she wanted to meet for a coffee.

Chapter Four: Paige

In Sixth Grade I thought signing letters from "Your Secret Admirer" was a solid well thought out idea without any possible negative consequences. The superhero Weird Boy is born and first seeds of the Sixth Grade Reunion begin to take place.